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BTDI - Pervert

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(BTDI = Because Toxic Did It)

1. You have been to porn websites. (X) (YEP)
2. You have drawn areas that should not be drawn. (X) (Trust me, I didn't want to.)
3. You see ****s everywhere. (X)
4. If male, (IMA GIRL!) you have been told by a woman "My eyes are up here.". (X)
5. If female, you have been asked "Are you looking at his pants?!". (X) (Sadly xD)
6. You've looked through the urban dictionary to read about what perverted words mean and laughed at what it said. (X)
7. You love it when in anime/manga, they talk about.. um... things men wish to touch even though it's wrong.  (X)
8. You've read a lemon fanfic. (X) (Because lemon~)
9. The way you talk either makes people blush, or makes fellow pervs laugh. (X) (A lot of the time!)
10. You say someone wants the d. (X) (Oh god like all the time. xD)
11. You watch South Park or related just as weird shows. (X) (What did you expect?)
12. When you look at Titans from Attack on Titan, you think "They're naked... I'm ok with this. :) (Smile)". (X) (Omfg how accurate.)
13. You've seen Baku no Pico. () 
14. You're not a v*rgin. () (IM A VIRGIN AND IM PROUD "LOUDER!" IM A VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD! IM A VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD!!!..Yup.)
15. If you are, that upsets you. ()
16. You've been to a strip club. (/) (Um. Do women taking off their bikinis in a club on a cruise ship count or no?)
 
Ok, done! 
1-3: You're fine. :P (Lick)
4-7: You're kinda pervy but keep it to yourself unless around fellow pervs.
8-13: You pervert! (:D (Big Grin)
14-16: Ok, you are on your way to becoming a r**ist! -.-
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SCREW THE RULES

3 min read
(Funny thing: Hazard is a radioactive mutant, and I got this from Toxic.)
OC used - Hazard

1.What's your name?
Hazard.

2.Do you know why you were named that?
Nope.

3.Are you single or taken?
Single? I'm not sure what this means.

4.Do you have any abilities or powers? 
I can focus dark matter energy into offensive or defensive maneuvers. 

5. Stop being a Mary-sue!
NEVER.

6.Can you change your eye color?
No.

7. Hair color? 
Dark brown, but tinted green.

8. Have you any family members?
Maybe?

9. How about pets?
No! I hate animals.

10. That's cool, I guess... Now tell me something you don't like.
ANIMALS. NORMAL PEOPLE.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies you like to do? 
Reading, writing, observing. 

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAZARD MEANS

13. Ever...killed anyone before?
Hah, is that really a question?

14. What kind of animal are you? 
I'm not an animal! 

15. Name your worst habits. 
Being cruel and unusual.

16. Do you look up to anyone? 
Deadpool. (Twitter RP; this shit is real)

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
WHAT  DO THESE WORDS MEAN

18. Do you go to school?
School? What is that?

19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
NO.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? 
Yes. 1 Fanboy. 1 Fangirl.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Needles.

22. What do you usually wear?
Hard to describe...

23. What's one food that tempts you? 
Pizza.

24. Am I annoying you?
Eh, surprisingly, not so much.

25. Well, its still not over!
Fine?

26. What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
If you mean class as in how classy I am, I am more of in the middle.

27. How many friends do you have?
2.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Delicious.

30. Favorite drink?
Toxic waste. 

31. What's your favorite place?
A high roof top at night. 

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
I don't get this.

33. If your a girl what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
What is a "cup"?

34. Would you rather swim in lake or an ocean?
I can't swim in either because A. I would contaminate the water with my radiation. B. I never learned how to swim.

35. What's your type?
What?

36. Any fetishes?
Is fetish another word for food?

37. Seme or Uke?
YOU. CONFUSE. ME.

38. Camping or indoors? 
Neither? I don't like camping, and I don't like being indoors.
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Stolen from da bish :icontoxicity260:

Centaur:

[X] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you. 
[] You get drunk a lot. 
[X] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[] You have a high level of pride in yourself. 
[] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[] You are spiritual. 
[] The horse is your favorite animal. (I work with them though) 
[X] You are possessive and territorial.

Total: 3

Elf:
[] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips. 
[X] You are very intelligent.
[X] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. 
[X] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[] You look very young for your age. 
[X] You rarely get sick.
[X] You are a very hard worker 
[] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future. 

Total: 5

Fairy:
[X] You are happy a lot of the time.
[X] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[X] You are very shy. (At first, but I become more open.)
[] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid. 
[] You are young and short. 
[X] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes. (Even though I don't dance much)
[X] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. 
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you. 

Total: 6

Gnome/Dwarf:
[X] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[X] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[X] You are short for your age. (Not too short c:)
[] You are an isolationist.
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[X] You look older than your age. (I've been told this multiple times by people.)
[] You love the woods and the mountains.
[] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper. (Mostly.)

Total: 6

Harpy/Siren:
[X] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face. (I can do that, but I'd rather say it to there face if their a jerk.)
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you. (PREPARE FOR PENETRATION!)
[] You often take things that aren't yours
[X] You are easily angered. (u3u Sadly yes)
[X] Death fascinates you. 
[X] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. 
[] You associate yourself with the wind element. 
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side. 
[X] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite.

Total: 8
 
Mermaid:
[X] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[X] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[X] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea. 
[X] You are good at swimming.
[X] You like to collect shells.
[] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.  
[] You are extremely against ocean pollution. 
[] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea. 

Total: 5

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[X] You have a fascination with blood.
[] You are extremely pale. (Lol nope. Latino.)
[X] You wish you had a bat as a pet. 
[X] You are not religious at all.
[] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you. 
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[X] You hate food with lots of garlic in it. (Ew garlic.)
[] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. 
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you. 

Total: 7

Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you. 
[X] You have a lot of body hair. (....)
[X] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you. 
[] You prefer gold over silver items.
[X] You lack self control.
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[X] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.

Total: 7

Wizard/Witch:
[X] You love chemistry. 
[X] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[X] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements. 
[] You are a nature lover.
[X] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[X] You spend a lot of time alone. 
[X] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely
[] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[X] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do. (<3 One of my faves fo sho!)
[] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.

Total: 7

Zombie:
[] You are pale.
[X] You are hungry a lot.
[X] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[X] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[X] You love to eat meat.
[X] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. 
[] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on you.  

Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[] You like to get drunk and dance. 
[] You're very amorous.
[] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[X] You love nature but more for the animals than the trees and plants.
[X] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[X] You love the chase almost as much as the capture. 
[X] You wish you had horns. (JUST SO I CAN STAB PEOPLE IN THE BUTT)

Total: 6
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Turn-on = ON

Turn-off = OFF
Doesn't matter = DM


Has a nice butt: ON
Plays musical instrument: DM
Is taller than you: ON
Is shorter than you: OFF
Has green eyes: DM
Has blue eyes: ON
Has brown eyes: ON
Has black eyes: DM
Has hazel eyes: ON
Has long hair: OFF
Has med. hair: ON
Has short hair: ON
Drinks alcohol: NOPE OFF NOPE 
Smokes weed: NOPE OFF NOPE
Has blond hair: DM
Has brown hair: ON
Has black hair: DM
Has red hair: OFF
Calls you just to say hi: ON
Creative: ON
Compliments you: ON
Shaves his/her legs: DM
Wears jewelry: OFF
Has bigger feet than you: DM
Has smaller feet than you: OFF
Belly piercings: OFF
Doesn't party: DM
Likes to party: ON 
Wants to party: ON (Maybe?)
Laughs a lot: ON
Funny: ON
Skinny: DM
Rides a street bike: DM
Tattoo: DM
Honest: DM
Open: ON
Shy and quiet: DM
Licks lips: ON
Lightly bites: ON
Talks dirty: ON
Leaves you random comments: ON
Competes with you on stupid little stuff: ON
Dresses Gangster: OFF
Dresses Preppy: OFF
Dresses Skater: OFF
Dresses Atheletic: OFF
Dresses Hick: OFF
Smokes cigarettes: NOPE OFF NOPE
Does pills: NOPE OFF NOPE
Plays sports: DM
Can skate: DM
Writes lyrics: ON
Smiles a lot: ON
Has Good Teeth: ON
Has spiky hair: DM
Has no hair: OFF
Good dancer: DM
Muscles: ON
Laid back: ON
Plays guitar: ON
Plays drums: ON
Raps: OFF
Can draw: ON
Has a lip ring: OFF
Has a tongue ring: OFF
Nipples pierced: OFF
Hugs you: ON
Hugs from behind: ON
Calls you just to hear your voice: ON
Goes to church: OFF
Can do stuff with his/her tongue: ON
Has dimples on his/her face: DM
Has facial hair: ON

I am truly embarrassed that I told myself I should do this. I'm a dirty gal.
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Sorry I haven't done much lately, I promise I'll try to get back into my groove soon. 
Anyway, I'm doing two NovaHD collabs. (Well, hopefully two.)

I will eventually get the next chapter of Corrupted: Aleks - Creepture out.

And. So. Um. Yeah.
Aside from that, don't expect much.
Maybe some sketches of stuff in MS Paint and random doodles, but nothing major.
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